Kentucky Fried Christmas

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

...AND MERRY KFC? "WHAT?!" WHY IS COLONEL SANDERS THE JAPANESE SANTA CLAUS? APPARENTLY, THE THREE DAYS OF THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY IN JAPAN, THE COLONEL WILL BRING IN MORE CUSTOMERS IN A SINGLE DAY THAN THE TOTAL NUMBER OF THEIR CUSTOMERS IN HALF A YEAR! THE BIG SELL: THE PAATI BARERU (PARTY BARREL) THAT ADVERTISES A "KENTUCKY CHRISTMAS." 

YOU'RE WELCOME, JAPAN. 

ME? I PREFER "JOE PACK'S" DRIVE-IN CHICKEN IN ISOM, KY.

SO I'M WRITING TO WISH ALL OF YOU A HAPPY KENTUCKY CHRISTMAS! AND TO TELL YOU YOUR PARTY BARREL CAME EARLY: GONE BOY DOWNLOADS NOW OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE AT BRETTRATLIFF.BANDCAMP.COM!

JUST CLICK THE GONE BOY ALBUM COVER, CLICK "BUY NOW" AND PAY $9.99 (OR MORE) AND ENJOY! INSIDE YOU'LL FIND ALL TWELVE TRACKS; THE GONE BOY ALBUM COVER DESIGNED BY DIRK FOWLER OF F2 DESIGN IN LUBBOCK, TX; ALBUM NOTES WRITTEN BY KENTUCKY WRITER, SILAS HOUSE; TRACK NOTES RITTEN BY YOURS TRULY; AND A COUPLE OF PROMO PICS BY MY FRIEND AND GREAT LITTLE ROCK PHOTOGRAPHER, MATT WHIT, YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU WANT THEM FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS CARDS. 

HAPPY EVERYTHING!

BRETT